I’m learning to paint. I started out practicing roses, got emotionally humbled, and eventually painted the actual monster living inside my head instead. My best friend’s professional opinion was: “Hide it. Never show anyone. Bury it.”
Naturally, I took that as a challenge.
So here’s the deal: I bet her I can sell this cursed little masterpiece on Craigslist for $100. It’s one-of-a-kind, slightly unhinged, and will absolutely judge you from whatever wall you hang it on.
Help support our friendship (and my fragile artistic ego).
Buy the monster. Prove her wrong. Or adopt it out of mercy.
$100. Cash/Venmo. Pickup only. No refunds if it starts whispering.